HAHA HA!! IS THIS MAN REAL?! HERE'S AN TOTALLY SENSELESS INTERVIEW WITH DAN OF EDGE OF SANITY. IT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL!! HAHAHA!! CHECK HIM OUT GOD DAWN IT!! HE'S MADE HALF OF THE VIEW HIMSELF. (THE QUESTIONS THAT IS) THIS INTERVIEW IS DEDICATED TO MAMMA JON & MEGA MAG (E).

WHY ISN'T THERE ANY VIOLINS IN YOUR MUSIC'
Well...I have always been into eating breakfast for dinner. But since I say my mother bath in the toilet...I had to realize...I am not green... So violins isn't incl., because of their unabilty to bee tuned down like a gräskopa.

WHY ARE YOU EATING SO MUCH WHILE WRITING THIS INTERVIEW?
Well...My parents has just went home from Hamburg and they bought me some really cool stuff...I am working on highest level to maintain, as fat as I am. MATTI KÄ IS ELVIS!

WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO JUMP AND SIT DOWN AT THE SAME TIME?
Well..reeason number two: I'm only talking with my trees on sundays, and while I'm doing it I prefer to suck the phone..I'm a very naughty lyktstolpe, but I tend to feel the movement of the Apolyptic Church of Malmköping under my ears!

AFTER THREE TOTALLY DUMB AND UNINTERESTING QUESTIONS - WHY NOT CONTINUE TO BE SICK?
Well..Kalle hoppades att min ugla skulle mjukna! Oh yeah! It's a GLAM fanzine written in english. I forgot to glear my nose fter smashing my beard to death

WHY?
Well....Gök!

TELL US A LITTLE MORE ABOUT YOUR OTHER PROJECT BESIDE METALLICA!
Well...I'm also playing in a band called GUMMUMAT...I think it's one of the coolest things ever to emerge from Peru at the last supper of Jesus..The titles are "Tomorroe I will learn to suck the floor" and "Broken waiting", the title track is called "Death in the total corspe without eyes" and the outro is probably not called "Eat while I eat" but something else..

This question is to Kentha...
I have heard and seen that you're so tall...Have you ever planned to go to Ystad?
DAN! WHY DO EVEYTHING RAIN OUT OF ORDER IN A WAN? I'M NOT SO TALL!! ONLY 1.97!!! DO YOU THINK THAT'S TALL? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND? YOU'VE BROKED MY HEART! SNYLTARUNGE.
WHEN DO YOU GET UP IN THE EVENINGS?
Well...At the bridge between Washington and Bulgaria there are many niggers jumping up and down trying to see the editor of HYMEN fanzine..But he is suffering the withdrawals of his mother length..So he is imitating a broken fish while it's dead! (If there is anyone who'd like to buy the trend new demo by MORBID ANGEL called "Unholy blasphemies" they can send me 164 swedish apples and watch out for their debut album on Earache out somewhere next year "Altars of madness". I've also heard rumours about they'' be coming to Fagersta...Cool...I'll be there...

DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S A BAD FOR YOUR BODY-LANGUAGE TO EAT A WHOLE CUCUMBER WAY OF LIFE'
I remember my mother told me,that I never ate a duck before I saw the Muppet Show. But somewhere beneath the soap, I suddenly realized...Jag är Arne Weise..So I took my knife and tored my street apart..When everybody saw me jumping up and down like a nigger (I am not a racist though) they asked me if I had seen Pellefant chawing on a bandyboll. I said - Hello man! Just after you had eaten my legs you didn't want to exchange my dunuts for a blu tratt. I had to kill bit Urgggghh!

HEJ, HEJ CONNY RAY, E'RU GAY!
I'm not called Conny Ray!!? I'm not a gay really - more into Food-Bizarre-sex..I love fucking apples..They have to be rotten..ItÝs clatching very nice..Ouuu..I know our drummer is interested in fucking things..He's fucking this carpet sometimes and I remember him fucking the ceiling once..He had a serious headache then!!? Sami is always asleep when he ring on his doorbell...I don't think we are welcome there anymore...Because I and my invisible parrot (Ylva) we were there one night, fuckinghis flowers..They really enjoyed it..But we took the enjoyment away from my typewriter.. (I can't stand doing these wierd answers anymore..Kentha, please call Beckomberga!)

THE LAST WORD IS YOUR AS USUAL YOU FAT BITCH OF NOTHING ELSE??
Well...I'm not that fat..IÝm just about to wieght 15.649 kilos..My dad told me that you use to work as flagstång at Midsommar..Is that true..I have some witnesses too. I HATE TO EAT MYSELF! ORCUS RULES ÖREBRO and everyone who's interested in calling the vocalist in STREBERS in the middle of the night, sneezing...should call Morgan!

DO YOU HAVE A VERY UGLY NIGHTMARE TO TELL?
Well.... (I forgot in on the last question so I do it again) Well.. I have always been dreaming about finding defenceless brown door to smash the teeths in...But as yu told me you was so long you could pass through that door, I guess my unknown bathe will always be loning for Hololulu.. Don't you like sleeping banasas to Rock 'n Roll???

WHAT IS THIS "CYKEL KINDA SHIT?
Well.Here in Malmköping everybody is having this kinda ongolid papperskratta, Cykel is quite a bible for us..I mean the bassplayer Lindberg. He is totally into eating with his eyes wide open..That's wierd, butnever since he smashed the limid Rumpnisse, swimming in the water while he was fishing Snowgoets with A.C.

EDGE OG SANITY
c/oDan Swanö
Granvägen 26
s-612 36 Finspäng,
Sweden